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The Film School Thesis Statement Generator

The Film School Thesis Generator is a fairly accurate spoof of the academic jargon used to describe the art of cinema.

Created by designer and writer Mike Lacher, it is worth typing in a few films to try it out.

The new Justin Bieber movie Never Say Never?

“Through the use of subversive semiotics, Never Say Never echoes the rise of currency and the loss of utopia”

What about the dire Stallone cop movie Cobra (1986)?

“Through the collapsing of identity and whiteness, Cobra hybridizes the rise of currency and the loss of utopia”

The Michael Winner clunker Bullseye! (1990)

“Through the fluid identification of the viewer, Bullseye asks telling questions of Bergman-esque assertions of the nature of humanity”

All time box office champ Avatar (2009)?

“Through the deliberate suppression of colors meant to signify passion, Avatar dichotomizes the primacy of scholarship in the Abrahamic religions.”

What about Christopher Nolan’s Inception (2010)?

“Through the conflicting duality of progress and humanity, Inception asks telling questions of established notions of the star system”

And Citizen Kane (1941)?:

“The strategic use of narrative ellipses in Citizen Kane calls into question pre-Oedipal anxieties”

For more fun just head over to the site by clicking here.

> IndieWire interview with creator Mike Lacher
> The Film School Thesis Generator

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Amusing TV

Acting Masterclass with Kevin Spacey by Peter Serafinowicz

Kevin Spacey is a master of impressions but it turns out Peter Serafinowicz does a pretty good impersonation of the US actor.

In this acting masterclass it seems like he’s doing a version of Spacey’s character from Swimming with Sharks (1996).

> Peter Serafinowicz at Wikipedia
> Kevin Spacey impersonations on Inside The Actor’s Studio

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Amusing Awards Season News

Banksy Oscar Campaign

A recent Banksy mural in L.A. suggests that the Oscar campaign for Exit Through The Gift Shop has begun.

After being nominated for the Best Documentary Oscar last week, Banksy issued the following statement:

“This is a big surprise. I don’t agree with the concept of award ceremonies, but I’m prepared to make an exception for the ones I’m nominated for. The last time there was a naked man covered in gold paint in my house, it was me.”

It seemed only a matter of time before some relevant street art appeared, but unlike the major studios it seems the people behind the low-budget film are relying on a more grass roots approach.

> Exit Through the Gift Shop
> Banksy at Wikipedia

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Amusing TV

Mark Zuckerberg appears with Jesse Eisenberg on SNL

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg appeared on Saturday Night Live last night with Jesse Eisenberg and Andy Samberg.

Eisenberg played the tech billionaire in The Social Network and Samberg regularly plays him on the weekly TV show.

Here it is, in case you missed it:

If SNL get the clip pulled, you can watch it here.

> Mark Zuckerberg at Wikipedia
> My review of The Social Network
> Saturday Night Live at Wikipedia

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Amusing TV

Michael Scott meets David Brent

On a recent episode of the US version of The Office, Michael Scott (Steve Carell) met his British counterpart David Brent (Ricky Gervais).

> More on the US and UK versions of The Office
> Video of Ricky Gervais at this year’s Golden Globes

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Amusing TV

Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse play 1970s footballers

Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse did this sketch about sexist ex-footballers refusing to talk to a female reporter.

In the light of the recent Richard Keys and Andy Gray controversy, it strikes a chord doesn’t it?

> Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse at Wikipedia
> BBC News on the Sky Sports sexism row

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Amusing Trailers

Die Hard Modern Trailer

Cameron Arrigoni has recut the trailer for Die Hard (1988) so that it has a more contemporary feel.

The orchestral swells give it a vibe similar to The Dark Knight trailer.

Note the change in comparison to the original theatrical trailer, which has the heavy voice, quick pace and 1980s style music.

> Die Hard at Wikipedia
> The Art of the Movie Trailer at Filmstage

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Amusing Viral Video

The Lost Boys Michael Edit

Dan Nixon has re-edited The Lost Boys (1987) so that every line of dialogue is Michael.

If you haven’t seen Joel Schumacher’s vampire film, it is about two Arizonan brothers (Jason Patric and Corey Haim) who move to California and end up fighting a gang of teenage vampires )led by Kiefer Sutherland).

Bizarrely, Andrew Lloyd Webber is a big fan.

As you can see from the following video, the word ‘Michael’ is used a lot.

> The Lost Boys at the IMDb
> The story of The Lost Boys at Total Film

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Amusing Interesting

A Brief History of Product Placement in Movies

The folks over at Filmdrunk have edited together a neat video detailing the history of product placement in the movies.

Mac and Me (1988) is the absolute nadir of this trend, whilst Fight Club (1999) is the most interesting.

[Via Filmdrunk]

> Filmdrunk
> Product Placement at Wikipedia

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Amusing Viral Video

Ghostbusters vs Inception

Someone has recut the Ghostbusters trailer with the Zack Hemsey track ‘Mind Heist‘, which was used on the Inception trailer.

Although this meme played itself out during the summer, with mashups of Heat, The Dark Knight and The IT Crowd, this is a pretty slick edit job.

More proof, if any were needed, that Zack Hemsey’s music can make almost any trailer sound more dramatic.

> Original trailer for Ghostbusters
> Zack Hemsey

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Amusing News

Lost numbers come up in US lottery

Two people recenrly won the jackpot in the US Mega Millions multi-state lottery, with each winner receiving $190 million.

But the more interesting story was the fact that 26,000 people won $150 by playing the six lottery numbers from the TV show Lost.

If you aren’t familiar with the series – which involved a bunch of people stranded on a mysterious island – one of the main characters, Hugo “Hurley” Reyes (Jorge Garcia), won the lottery playing the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42.

The also appear throughout the series as a numerical easter egg: they add up to 108 (another recurring number in the series), the button in the hatch had to be pushed every 108 minutes and Hurley comes across them in documents on the island.

In the episode ‘Numbers’, we see the run of bad luck Hurley has after winning the lottery and Garcia recently blogged (jokingly) that the numbers were bad and posted a picture of a $100 and a $50 bill with the word “Cursed” stamped over them.

To add to the intrigue, all of this happened in the same week that two other Lost-style events occurred when thousands of fish died in South Carolina and dead birds fell from the sky in Arkansas.

ABC must be regretting that the show ended last year, as this would be great publicity if it was still on.

>LA Times on the story
> More on the mythology of Lost at Wikipedia

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Amusing Interesting TV

Terry Gilliam on Letterman in 1982

Back in February 1982 Terry Gilliam appeared on Late Night with David Letterman to talk about Time Bandits as it opened at US cinemas.

It’s an interesting appearance as it was only the third episode of ‘Late Night’ and the banter is a little more irreverent than you might expect from the talk show host these days.

> Late Night with David Letterman at Wikipedia
> Terry Gilliam and Time Bandits at the IMDb

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Amusing Technology Viral Video

Tron Legacy 8-bit version

Animator Pierre Manry has re-imagined Tron: Legacy as an 8-bit videogame, complete with a converted Daft Punk score.

[via Gizmodo]

> Tron: Legacy review
> The Legacy of Tron
> 8 bit at Wikipedia

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Amusing Viral Video

The Digital Story of the Nativity

The story of the nativity has been retold by a video which gives it a new twist for the digital era.

Titled ‘The Digital Story of the Nativity’, it was created by Excentric, a Lisbon-based digital marketing company, and reimagines the Christmas story using modern tools such as Google Maps, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Foursquare.

So far, it has got over 2 million views on YouTube.

> The Nativity of Jesus at Wikipedia
> Excentric

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Amusing Animation

The Assassination of Yogi Bear by the Coward Boo Boo

YouTube user Estevez has created this amusing mashup of the forthcoming Yogi Bear and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

If you want to see the original scene from Andrew Dominik’s 2007 film click here.

Painfully obvious spoiler warning: Jesse James (Brad Pitt) is assassinated by Robert Ford (Casey Affleck).

> The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford at Wikipedia
> Yogi Bear at the IMDb

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Amusing Awards Season

Robert Duvall is upset at Stanley Kubrick

In a recent round table interview Robert Duvall expressed his anger at director Stanley Kubrick for making actors do so many takes.

The veteran actor was taking part in an awards season discussion for The Hollywood Reporter with fellow actors Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Colin Firth, Ryan Gosling and James Franco.

When he heard David Fincher made Eisenberg do fifty takes in The Social Network he seemed aghast (at 0.53) and put forward his views on Kubrick and the performances in The Shining and A Clockwork Orange (at 2.37).

The discussion of Fincher continues in this second video with Franco chipping in with his opinion and Ruffalo explaining how Fincher’s process worked in Zodiac.

Duvall admits that Fincher got good performances in Seven (1995) and even reveals that he turned down a part in the film.

Presumably he was referring to R. Lee Ermey‘s role? (Ironically, Ermey worked with Kubrick in Full Metal Jacket).

UPDATE: The full video of the round-table discussion is here:

> Robert Duvall at Wikipedia
> The Hollywood Reporter Awards Watch

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Amusing

Spinal Tap IMDb Rating

The IMDb rating for This Is Spinal Tap actually goes up to 11.

(If you have seen the film you will appreciate this gag).

Movie Videos & Movie Scenes at MOVIECLIPS.com

[Via Buzzfeed]

> This is Spinal Tap at the IMDb
> Up to Eleven at Wikipedia

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Amusing

Aliens vs Tron

Aint It Cool have been running a competition for users to make other films look like Tron.

Among the films that have been ‘Tronitized’ are A Clockwork OrangeDr. Strangelove and The Big Lebowski.

So far it look like this Aliens mashup could be the winner.

> AICN post
> More on Tron and Tron: Legacy at Wikipedia

[Via AICN]

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Amusing Interesting

Pulp Fiction Timeline

Every wanted to clarify the narrative strands of Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction?

Dehahs at DevianART has a handy infographic that ties them all together in chronological order:

Click on the image for the large version.

> Pulp Fiction at Wikipedia
> IMDb entry

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Amusing

Daniel Radcliffe is Harry Potter

Daniel Radcliffe recently sat down with Judd Apatow to explain that he really is Harry Potter.

I Am Harry Potter from Daniel Radcliffe

> Funny or Die
> Daniel Radcliffe and Judd Apatow at Wikipedia

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Amusing Animation TV

The Simpsons Avatar intro

Last night The Simpsons spoofed James Cameron’s Avatar in the opening sequence of an episode called The Fool Monty.

Check it out here.

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Amusing

Bill Murray’s Most Memorable Film Roles

Derek Eads has made an animated GIF that depicts Bill Murray in his most memorable film roles.

The films include Caddyshack, Where the Buffalo RoamStripes, Ghostbusters, Scrooged, Quick Change, What About Bob?, Groundhog Day, Kingpin, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Broken Flowers and Zombieland.

[Via The Daily What and Derek Eads]

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Amusing

You Look Like Sh*t

Among the most overused lines in modern movies is ‘You look like sh*t’ as this video compilation demonstrates.

I guess part of the reason is that screenwriters want to establish the rough, unshaven nature of a protagonist so he can then achieve some kind of redemption as the story progresses.

But because it gets heard in so many films, it starts to spread and enter the wider language as a phrase in itself.

It’s now used almost as much as ‘Get out of there!

[Via Laughing Squid]

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Amusing TV

Jay Pharoah: The new SNL star?

Jay Pharoah is a US comedian who recently joined the cast of Saturday Night Live.

He does pitch perfect impressions of Denzel Washington and Will Smith, as the following video shows:

He also does a pretty good President Obama:

And his Eddie Murphy isn’t bad either:

> Washington Post article on Jay Pharoah getting the SNL job
> Jay Pharoah on Twitter

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Amusing

If Inception Was A One Minute Film

Click this link for the appropriate sound effect.

[Via SomethingAwful and Buzzfeed]

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Amusing Festivals Interviews

Errol Morris and Joyce McKinney at DOC NY 2010

Tabloid recently screened at the New York Documentary Film Festival and its subject Joyce McKinney joined director Errol Morris on stage.

One of the best documentaries of the year, it tells the story of McKinney and the tabloid feeding frenzy she was involved in back in the 1970s.

When it screened at this year’s London Film Festival the producer Mark Lipson hinted to the audience that Joyce was more than a little upset with how the film portrayed her.

It seemed there would be an ongoing rift until someone had the brilliant idea of reuniting Joyce and Morris on stage at the New York Documentary Festival last night.

The following video of their post-screening Q&A is priceless:

Notice how Joyce can’t stop talking, the look of bemused delight on Morris’ face and a hilarious climax provided by her dog.

There is also this video of McKinney after the screening:

I suspect that both with be included on the DVD extras.

As an aside, this website was one of many that received a comment threatening legal action against the London Film Festival, the filmmakers and anyone who didn’t take a basic description of the film down from their site.

Was Joyce doing blog searches and trying to ‘correct’ the image presented of her in the film?

[via The DailyMUBI]

> New York Documentary Film Festival
> Follow DOC NY on Twitter
> Errol Morris
> My review of Tabloid at the London Film Festival
Reviews of Tabloid via MUBi

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Amusing Viral Video

Charlie Chaplin Viral Video

A video showing something unusual in Charlie Chaplin’s 1928 film ‘The Circus‘ has gone viral on the web.

Earlier today I noticed that ‘Charlie Chaplin’ was trending on Twitter – not exactly the first online destination I would associate with the great silent comedian.

It turns out all the fuss was about a YouTube video which has amassed over 1.5 million views.

Posted by George Clarke from Belfast, it shows a woman in the Chaplin film holding something to her head.

On his YouTube page he says:

“My only theory – as well as many others – is simple… a time traveller on a mobile phone”

Amazingly his theory that this could be evidence of time travel (!) has been picked up by the likes of BBC News, who have the story under the ludicrous headline ‘Has Belfast film-maker found time travel evidence?’

I know that Deloreans were built in Northern Ireland but is he really suggesting that this woman actually went back in time?

And why are people quoting him like there might be a shred of truth to this?

The AP offer a more sensible explanation:

It’s likely the actor is holding a hearing aid, but that hasn’t stopped the video from amassing more than two million views on YouTube.

I’m sure the fact that some Charlie Chaplin DVDs are released in a couple of weeks is a total and utter coincidence (notice he mentions the name of the DVD label).

> Charlie Chaplin at Wikipedia
> The Circus at the IMDb

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Amusing Interesting

United States of Movies

A Redditor named Subtonix has made this map of the United States and tagged it with movies that represent each one.

Click here for the large version.

Just a quick couple of points. Fargo is mostly set in Minnesota, even though the town of Fargo is in North Dakota.

However, Wayne’s World was set in Illinois and not Delaware (Fight Club would be a better choice).

[Via Matt]

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Amusing

No Signal

The mobile phone that has no signal is one of the most overused clichés in modern horror.

This montage of various films over the last decade shows just how common it has become.

Obviously it is a quick fix for a screenwriter trying to get around the logical problem of worried characters calling for help.

But how about an original premise that inverts this cliché, whereby having a signal is a major problem or dilemma for the main characters?

Just a thought.

> LA Times article on the problems of phones in movies
> How Cell Phones Would Ruin Movies Like Fight Club And Forrest Gump

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Amusing News

Johnny Depp visits London school as Jack Sparrow

Johnny Depp recently visited a London school as his pirate alter-ego Jack Sparrow after a pupil wrote to him asking to stage a ‘mutiny’ against the teachers.

The actor is currently filming the new Pirates of the Caribbean film in Greenwich and he stopped by the school as Captain Jack Sparrow to address the pupils of the Meridian Primary School.

Nine-year-old pupil Beatrice Delap wrote the letter to Depp after learning he was filming nearby at the Old Naval College.

It said:

“Captain Jack Sparrow, at Meridian primary school we are a bunch of budding young pirates. Normally we’re a right handful but we’re having trouble mutinying against the teachers. We’d love it if you could come and help. From Beatrice Delap, aged nine, a budding pirate.”

Yesterday, the school called a special assembly at the end of the day, saying there had been ‘incidents’ in the playground.

Then Johnny Depp walked in dressed as Captain Jack to address the pupils, which someone filmed on a mobile phone:

Depp produced Beatrice’s letter and performed for 15 minutes but said a mutiny might be unwise as the police were outside.

> Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides at the IMDb
> BBC News report on the story

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Amusing Viral Video

Inception as 1950s B Movie

What if Inception had been made as a B movie in the 1950s?

This video gives us some idea:

[Via Movieline]

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Amusing Random

Monty Python and The British Censor

A 1974 letter from Python Pictures has surfaced online, detailing the cuts the British censor wanted to make to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

In order to get an A rating (the 1970s equivalent of a PG) it was suggested that they:

“lose as many shits as possible”

“Take Jesus Christ out, if possible”

And my particular favourite:

“Lose I fart in your general direction”

The hilarious letter can be seen in full below:

[Via Laughing Squid / Original image from Jason Parmeter]

> Monty Python and the Holy Grail at the IMDb
> Find out more about the BBFC at Wikipedia

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Amusing Viral Video

Star Wars vs The Town

Star Wars and Ben Affleck’s new crime drama The Town might not seem the obvious material for a trailer mashup but this is brilliantly done.

[Via Buzzfeed]

> The Town at the IMDb
> Star Wars at Wikipedia

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Amusing Viral Video

Google Instant meets Billy Joel

Google Instant is the latest feature on the search engine which predicts your search query as you type it.

Although they claim it will save time, I’ve had to turn it off for the moment as it was starting to melt my brain.

However, this video mashup from Urlesque featuring Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire makes good use of the song and the technology.

> Google Instant
> We Didn’t Start the Fire at Wikipedia

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Amusing Animation

When Werner Herzog Rescued Joaquin Phoenix

Sacha Ciezata has created a neat animated short depicting the time when director Werner Herzog rescued Joaquin Phoenix from a car crash.

Using the audio from a recent press Q&A for My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done?, it also references the bearded version of Joaquin Phoenix from I’m Still Here, even though the incident took place back in 2006.

For some reason, which I can’t fully explain, my favourite bit is when Herzog ‘confiscates’ the cigarette lighter.

> Werner Herzog
> The Guardian report from 2006 on the incident

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Amusing Viral Video

Star Wars Prequels vs Bohemian Rhapsody

This mashup of the Star Wars prequels and Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody is arguably more entertaining than the films themselves.

Titled ‘Midichlorian Rhapsody’ someone clearly spent a long time getting the lyrics to match with scenes from the trilogy.

[via Buzzfeed]

> Star Wars prequels at Wikipedia
> Bohemian Rhapsody

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Amusing Viral Video

Inception vs The IT Crowd

There are plenty of Inception trailer mash-ups on YouTube, but this one should please fans of The IT Crowd.

UPDATE: The creator of this video is Stefan Zurich. Follow him on Twitter (@StefSOFT) or check out his blog here.

> Original Inception trailer
> The IT Crowd at Wikipedia

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Amusing Interesting TV

Jerry Stiller visits the Seinfeld house

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Actor Jerry Stiller recently paid a visit to the house that his character in Seinfeld once ‘lived’ in.

Stiller played George Costanza‘s dad Frank on the classic sitcom and the New York Daily News recently took him to the real life location in Queens, New York that was used for exterior shots (interiors were filmed in Hollywood).

The following video shows what happened when Stiller decided to ring the doorbell and meet the current residents of what once doubled as the Costanza house.

> Read the full story at the NYDN
> More on Seinfeld at Wikipedia

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Amusing

Robert De Niro auditions for Star Wars

US voice actor Josh Robert Thompson is probably best known for his pitch-perfect impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger, but this video of him doing Robert De Niro auditioning for Star Wars is also pretty sharp.

He also does a mean Morgan Freeman too.

> Official site
> Josh Robert Thompson pranks George Takei on The Howard Stern Show

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Amusing

Wikipedia Edit Wars

David McCandless of Information is Beautiful has created a very funny infographic of Wikipedia’s lamest edit wars.

Among my movie related favourites are:

  • J.K. Rowling – 5,950 edits (“Pronounced rolling or does it rhyme with howling?”)
  • Star Wars – 12,869 edits (“Should actors from the Special Editions be credited?”)
  • Jennifer Aniston – 6,536 edits (“American or American-born?”)
  • Clover (Creature) – 1,654 edits (“Cloverfield, Clover, The Cloverfield Creature, or Clover (Creature)?”)

Click here for a larger version.

> Information is Beautiful
> Buy the Information is Beautiful book from Amazon UK