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Dick Cheney: Bad action movie villain?

Is it just me or does Dick Cheney look like a bad action movie villain in this photo from today’s inauguration?

Dick Cheney villain

He had pulled a muscle in his back, which explained the wheelchair, but all the guy needed was a white cat and he would have been Ernst Stavro Blofeld

Marvel commissioned a special Spider-Man meets Obama comic recently but now – as I’ve suggested before – they really need to do another for the outgoing vice-president. 

A teamup with Kingpin would be appropriate. 

Dick Cheney and Kingpin

Marvel describe the bald-headed Spidey villain (aka Wilson Fisk) as:

…a criminal mastermind who is involved in extensive illegal activities such as drug running, smuggling, murder, and so forth.

Despite this, he has no criminal record and an army of lawyers to keep it that way, and is a criminal financial strategist without parallel. 

Remind you of anyone?

[Photo via Popurls]