{"id":3597,"date":"2008-11-01T13:46:04","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T12:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/?p=3597"},"modified":"2008-11-01T13:46:04","modified_gmt":"2008-11-01T12:46:04","slug":"onion-news-precocious-youngster-sells-cookies-to-buy-attack-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/2008\/11\/01\/onion-news-precocious-youngster-sells-cookies-to-buy-attack-ad\/","title":{"rendered":"Onion News: Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/88322\/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/BAKE_SALE_article_0.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Precocious%20Youngster%20Sells%20Cookies%20To%20Buy%20Attack%20Ad\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer\/flvplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer\/flvplayer.swf\" wmode=\"transparent\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/88322\/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/BAKE_SALE_article_0.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Precocious%20Youngster%20Sells%20Cookies%20To%20Buy%20Attack%20Ad\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/precocious_youngster_sells?utm_source=embedded_video\">Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[2798,358,434],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.filmdetail.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}